Epic Movie (2007)
July 22nd, 2007 by Maxim · No Comments · 3,150 Views
In spring there weren’t that many good movies, and I was nagging for several weeks to go to see this movie in the local movie theater, and, boy, am I glad I didn’t! What a turd! I started to watch it on DVD and it was clear the movie was lame from the first two minutes of the footage, at which point Elena asked with impatience in her voice, “do we have other DVDs to watch?”. I asked her to bear with it for another 5 minutes – maybe just the opening sequence was lame, but 5 or 10 minutes later it was just more of the same projectile vomiting. The jokes were lame, they were times badly. I think actors hated this movie as much as we did and thought it’s a freak show. A failed attempt to capitalize on relative success of the “Scary Movie” series.
There aren’t enough adjectives in English language to describe how bad this movie is. If you really want to see it, demand to be paid for it. To me watching it was a torture. Like pulling teeth.
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